This evening I made cookies. Right after I took them out of the oven I had to leave, so I put some foil over the cookie sheet as to protect them.
When I came home two hours later, the oven was on and something was baking. So I went to look for my cookies and they were absent. I opened the oven and there they were, still underneath the foil with two mini pies on top of the foil.
FUCKING HOUSEMATE.
So I tried to eat one, and it tasted disgusting. So at 1:30 AM I making cookies. Fuck.