The Doctor: Oh, you’re not, are you? Tell me you’re not archaeologists.
Professor River Song: Got a problem with archaeologists?
The Doctor: I’m a time traveler. I point and laugh at archaeologists.
Professor River Song: [offering handshake] Ah. Professor River Song, archaeologist.
YOU KNOW WHAT DOCTOR, WE ARCHEOLOGISTS TRY OUR BEST, OK? *CRIES*