We are NOT camping.

M: ok well we are not camping because i do not sleep in non-houses
M: aka outside
me: ....
me: you sleep in car?
M: NO
me: how do you
me: not
me: camp
M: camping
M: kinda
M: blows
M: no real food
M: no internet
M: why not kill myself
M: ALSO NO SHOWER
M: DEFINITELY KILL SELF