Guard: You will explain your presence, and the nakedness of this girl.
Doctor: (Scottish accent) Are we in Scotland?
Guard: How can you be ignorant of that?
Doctor: Oh, I’m dazed and confused. I’ve been chasing this wee naked child over hill and over dale. Isn’t that right, you…timorous beastie?
Rose: (Scottish accent) Och aye! I’ve been oot and aboot!
Doctor: No, don’t do that.
Rose: Hoots mon!
Doctor: No, really, don’t. Really.