re-hymenated: when someone asks you to do something and you get entirely...
re-hymenated: when someone asks you to do something and you get entirely ready to go out and they cancel at the last minute BITCH, I SHOWERED FOR YOU. It’s more apt that I put on MAKEUP AND DID MY...
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fatbeans: scoobydooapplesauce: paranoidrobot: …Do the Presbyterians think Rocks are animals? I’m not religious, but this seriously made me lol. :) “Dogs are animals. There aren’t any rocks in heaven...
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jesusbale: dailydoseofdylanmoran | (via mountainsandshipwrecks) Fucking movie theatres.
View ArticleI’m confused by this cover because Middlesex came out...
I’m confused by this cover because Middlesex came out AFTER Virgin Suicides >.>
View Articlekaraoke-dictatorship: GOD I LOVE THIS MOVIE
karaoke-dictatorship: GOD I LOVE THIS MOVIE
View Articlethat "fuck" was more of a declaration. if that makes any sense.
I know, I was just messing with you =)
View Articleemptyuniverse replied to your post:that “fuck” was more of a declaration. if...
emptyuniverse replied to your post:that “fuck” was more of a declaration. if that makes any sense. aaaawwwwwwwwwwww. i didn’t detect it at all. well done. You and your jerkface red beard hahaha
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emptyuniverse replied to your post:emptyuniverse replied to your post:that “fuck” was… jerkface? ;___; You aren’t a jerface YOUR BEARD IS. Ahahahha. No, I think you are cool. =)
View Articleemptyuniverse replied to your post: emptyuniverse replied to… my beard is...
emptyuniverse replied to your post: emptyuniverse replied to… my beard is cooler than me though. i’m nothing without facial hair. Does your beard have a name? If not I propose “Thor”, as he was a...
View Articleboyfriendreplacement: Garlic Cheddar Biscuits Recipe Sweet...
boyfriendreplacement: Garlic Cheddar Biscuits Recipe Sweet jesus.
View Article"People say, ‘I’m going to sleep now,’ as if it were nothing. But it’s really...
“People say, ‘I’m going to sleep now,’ as if it were nothing. But it’s really a bizarre activity. ‘For the next several hours, while the sun is gone, I’m going to become unconscious, temporarily losing...
View Articleboyfriendreplacement: Buttery soft pretzels Recipe You guys...
boyfriendreplacement: Buttery soft pretzels Recipe You guys can’t imagine how much I love pretzels. And it’s been 3 years since I had one , Since they aren’t available in my country :(
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