Opinions on my living situation
Coworker: You are a saint for watching all those animals, I wouldn't do it. Boyfriend: If I found that snake I would have put it in the trash Best Friend: lol you live in a zoo Me: I prefer to call it...
View ArticleDid I mention I found a snake in my bathtub this morning?
I had to catch it too -__________-
View Articleletgojump: The different avatars of Harry Potter hahahaha
letgojump: The different avatars of Harry Potter hahahaha
View Article"As soon as you stop wanting something, you get it."
“As soon as you stop wanting something, you get it.” - Andy Warhol (via ouija-)
View Articlespookylust: kimlucille: Heart has melted her smile is...
spookylust: kimlucille: Heart has melted her smile is gorgeous!
View Articlesleepbeats: I don’t throw these words around too often (but...
sleepbeats: I don’t throw these words around too often (but really I do), but is there a bigger pussy bitch character in existence?
View Articlemusiclover48: “You are a lizard. You are my lizard. I will call...
musiclover48: “You are a lizard. You are my lizard. I will call you Lizard. Now let us snuggle.” Looks like my house.
View ArticleDan: I’m gonna sit my kids down when they get to the age of 12...
Dan: I’m gonna sit my kids down when they get to the age of 12 and go, “What’ve you done?! I had done two films by now!” #harry could do this to his kids too #’I HAD DEFEATED VOLDEMORT THREE TIMES...
View Article"Why do people have to be this lonely? What’s the point of it all? Millions...
“Why do people have to be this lonely? What’s the point of it all? Millions of people in this world, all of them yearning, looking to others to satisfy them, yet isolating themselves. Why? Was the...
View Articleiamtswift: light-me-up: thedailywhat: Assault And Battery of...
iamtswift: light-me-up: thedailywhat: Assault And Battery of the Day: Singer-songwriter Gavin DeGraw was jumped by three men in the East Village last night, according to a police report. A “dazed and...
View ArticleI don’t want no scrubsA scrub is a guy that can’t...
I don’t want no scrubsA scrub is a guy that can’t get no love from me Omg this song.
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