I just read a facebook status update from my ex that makes me want to vomit....
I just read a facebook status update from my ex that makes me want to vomit. “WTF the only pair of underpants I have in this country are the pair I’m wearing now! How did this happen?”. I knew you just...
View Articlesealegslegssea: —summerskin: the district sleeps alone tonight...
sealegslegssea: —summerskin: the district sleeps alone tonight - the postal service
View Articlegeekasms: DON’T BLINK, NEIL GAIMAN! RUN, NEIL GAIMAN, RUNNNNN!
geekasms: DON’T BLINK, NEIL GAIMAN! RUN, NEIL GAIMAN, RUNNNNN!
View Articlemoustaches: loosetiger: CAT LOVERS, UNITE! AND WELCOME MY...
moustaches: loosetiger: CAT LOVERS, UNITE! AND WELCOME MY FRIEND ANNA TO TUMBLR. SHE IS A SOLID PRINTMAKER WHO LIKES CATS MORE THAN YOU DO. ….MAYBE. Cat love edition.
View Articlelisztomania: lostmemento | cinna- | i-aint-bovvered EMO...
lisztomania: lostmemento | cinna- | i-aint-bovvered EMO WOLVERINE.
View Articlea dialogue with Sarah, aged 3: in which it is shown that if your Dad is a...
a dialogue with Sarah, aged 3: in which it is shown that if your Dad is a Chemistry Professor, asking "why" can be dangerous: fuckyeahchemistry: (Thanks for the submission, captainunibrow!) ——— SARAH:...
View Articlemydoe: a vanity plate in the mall parking lot. for...
mydoe: a vanity plate in the mall parking lot. for itsnotovertonight (: Ten’s Tardis, aka his lover.
View ArticlePainting your room an unfun color is tedious.
Also, painting white over yellow-white makes it hard to know if your painting is even. Also, not fun to sleep on the floor and have to get up at 8. Why is this my life?
View ArticleThanks for the follows!
funny-notfunny onemorechancetogetitright (if this is a Maroon 5 reference, you should notice that my user name is ALSO a Maroon 5 reference, but besides that it pretty much explains my life.)
View ArticleIt's always around this time of year.
emptyuniverse: All these spiders start to come out. They build their webs in places where you can see them, like they’re taunting you. One of them even built a web next to my walkway so I have to walk...
View Articleseltzerlizard: Go Home Productions - Paperback...
seltzerlizard: Go Home Productions - Paperback Believer remixxx.
View Article1/3 of my room left to paint.
The I FINALLY get to unpack. Well first I have to… move all furniture back in place vacuum move everything out of my closet build ikea chest of drawers and put in closet shake out and wash all clothes...
View Articleboyfriendreplacement: Crepes with Mascarpone, Chocolate Chips...
boyfriendreplacement: Crepes with Mascarpone, Chocolate Chips and Cherry Compote
View Articleboyfriendreplacement: Caprese Stuffed Tomatoes
boyfriendreplacement: Caprese Stuffed Tomatoes
View Articlealliphant: arrowsandaccolades: the batmobile is in the...
alliphant: arrowsandaccolades: the batmobile is in the shop. if anyone were to ask for my preferred mode of transportation, i’d say superman.
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